Keep meeting people today who suggest that I might like to start training for "Round The Bays". Been struggling to find the right level of muteness for a response. Jogging around the waterfront with 10 zillion other sweaty Aucklanders in athletic shorts has never captured me. Am instead eaten up by preparations for Saint Valentine's day - Leunig frames my thinking rather well .... just need to find the training schedule and the exercise video
Leunig
Firstly do not under any circumstance attend something like a women's writing workshop on erotic fiction.
Secondly do not wear underpants.
Furthermore, drink lots of fluids , and do not skimp on balms, exotic oils and emollients.
Remember do not get bogged down with the preamble and beware of carpet burns.
and last but not least, the poor, the outcast, the downtrodden, lifes cruel injustices
- just put them out of your mind and leap on each other.
Those things are with us always, but you are with each other but a little time.
Wild Figments 2004 p91
Then again might be easier to squeeze myself into a pair of athletic shorts.
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